WDragon 发表于 2010-4-12 22:34:23

I Had to Change Hotels (Joke)

Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I would call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs... well, you get the picture! I figured, what the heck, I'll give her a call.. "Hello," the woman says. God, she sounded sexy. Afraid I Would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex.. I want it rough,� and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?" "That sounds fantastic," she says, "but you need to press 9 for an outside line

马甲.真 发表于 2010-4-13 10:00:55

but you need to press 9 for an outside line~~

what do toys, rubber, leather and whips do?

btw

sofa~

WDragon 发表于 2010-4-13 22:27:19

thats called..masochism

qazpl-1 发表于 2010-4-13 22:50:42

Well , water-tap is a M .

WDragon 发表于 2010-4-13 22:51:56

回复 4# qazpl-1

thats not ture!
i never use them！！！

ugh!!
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