A Hump Day (Joke)
Hump Day Joke…..hope you have a great day and enjoy the joke….Liz and her husband David went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, Liz went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every
problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling
unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the
course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up,
walked around the desk and after asking Liz to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her
blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while
kissing her passionately as her husband David watched with a raised eyebrow!
Liz quietly buttoned up her blouse, and sat down while basking in the glow of being
highly aroused.
The therapist turned to David and said, ‘This is what your wife needs at least three times
a week’.
David thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and
Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.' I am sure she is Tiger's wife! 回复 2# Xman
u might be rt....
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