Management humour (有關管理的兩則笑話)(e 文)

白衣

先不要排斥e文，大家或可試著去讀讀看........不怎難的... 有關管理的兩則笑話：

Management Case Study No.1

The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the
Doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The
guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very
bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do. The farmer told
him to clean the shit of the cows. The farmer
thought that to somebody coming from the city, working the
whole life sitting in an office, it will take over a week to finish
the job, but to his surprise the manager finished the job in less
than one day.

The next day the farmer gave to the manager a more difficult
job: to cut the heads of 500 chickens. The farmer was sure that
the manager will not be able to do the job, but at the end of the
day the job was done.

The next morning, as most of the jobs in the farm were done,
the farmer asked the manager to divide a bag of potatoes in two
boxes: one box with small potatoes, and one box with big potatoes.
At the end of the day the farmer saw that the manager was sitting
in front of the potatoes bag, but the two boxes were empty. The
farmer asked the manager: "How is that you did such difficult jobs
during the first days, and now you cannot do this simple job?"

The manager answered: "Listen, all my life I'm cutting heads
and dealing with shit, but now you ask me to make decisions!"





Management Case Study No.2

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points
to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "the parrot
on the left costs 500 dollars". "Why does the parrot cost so much,"
asks the man.

The shop owner says, "well, the parrot knows how to use a
computer". The man then asks about the next parrot to be told
that this one costs = 1,000 dollars because it can do everything
the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX
operating system.


Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about th e third
Parrot to = be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this
begs the question, "What can it do?"   To which the shop owner replies,
"to be honest I have never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him
boss!"

白衣

本來只要要寄給錘大的，想想其他人也許也有興趣，便貼上來了........

HammerSun

恩恩，已阅，第二个看过中文版的。
这个E文很Easy呀，是不是什么中学生阅读材料啊？

白衣

不曉得來源，我小妹寄給我的，她在海外長大都習慣了 用e文溝通的.......