Joke time

WDragon

> A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the
> sake of
>
> civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had
> a
>
> hat over his private parts.
>
>
>
> A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you
> were a
>
> gentleman you'd lift your hat."
>
> He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you
>
>
>weren't so ugly, it would lift itself.


PS: I did not write this, it was from a english forum i joined

sghost

oh! I can't see any woman there

WDragon

回复 2# sghost


where??

sghost

Maybe on the beach! if there are pretty girls there , oh! my eyes !
Wahahahahahaha!

WDragon

回复 4# sghost


i thought u like boys

lol

jk

sghost

#@$@#$#$%%@#@#$@$#%$%^$%^$^%$^#@$#$@ !
if you thought I like boys
you are the first one ! OK? Mr.water-tap!

WDragon

回复 6# sghost


really?
im fine with that

sghost

回复 7# WDragon
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how can I express "囧" in bird language?

Xman

回复 8# sghost
stupefied; depressed, chill, embarrassed

sghost

回复 9# Xman
Chinese is the most beautiful language in the world !
bird language can't express a lot of meaning of Chinese word !