英语在班上一直名列前茅 然后英文老尸条件越来越严刻
最近要段考 英文老尸要咱考99分 满分是100分 错一个字扣2分
也就是咱顶多只能错标点符号一个
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咱没去玩英检
咱见到老外很想讲
I don't know English.
顺便在英文老尸面前讲
What is English?Is that a food?Is that can eat?
噢对了 跟英文老尸讲
Who are you?What do you want?应该可以
或是讲I need money.Give me your cash right now!
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咱必需自重 咱一定要自重 哈哈 自重39.5kg...