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发表于 2009-1-21 17:09:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
http://www.theregister.co.uk/200 ... ationship_break-up/

Packet-sniffing techie uncovers spousal infidelity
Warning: technology can end your relationship
By John Leyden • Get more from this author
Posted in Enterprise Security, 30th March 2006 10:21 GMT

Technology has been instrumental in ending yet another long-standing relationship. Hot on the heels of tales of a woman who blames a bug in Firefox for exposing the flaws in her relationship with a fiancé and a man whose relationship was hit by the spam filtering shortcomings of Thunderbird, comes the story of a software programmer who unearthed evidence of his partner's infidelity using Ethereal, the packet sniffing software.

Len Holgate usually writes about Windows software development and programming in C++. But in a break from the norm he recently wrote about how he installed (with some difficulty) a packet sniffer on his network after becoming suspicious that Michelle, his partner of 17 years, was cheating on him.

"The sniffer provided me with evidence that Michelle had been having an affair since mid-January. I confronted her and we decided to try and see if we could 'work it out' during our ski trip to Colorado. During the trip I decided that the relationship couldn't continue and so on our return she moved out. We're currently doing the separation of assets thing. We hope to be able to remain friends. Since I don't hate her, I figure that nobody else is allowed to," Len writes.

The coder offers the following sage advice to the less technically adept: "If you plan to use technology when cheating it's probably best to understand the technology involved better than the person that you're cheating on," he adds.

We'd add that if you maintain any kind of relationship you might want to throw out your computer and mobile and invest in an abacus, if recent Reg stories (and a thread on digg.com generated by Len's post) are anything to go by. ®
发表于 2009-1-21 17:16:59 | 显示全部楼层
眼花.看不下去...
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发表于 2009-1-21 17:26:58 | 显示全部楼层
贴那多字母干嘛?
PS:所以说你去CRACK是禽兽,哇哈哈
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发表于 2009-1-21 18:14:43 | 显示全部楼层
呃,最近在看小说"回到明朝当王爷",里面老提禽兽,当时大臣衣上画的不是禽就是兽..合起来就是禽兽了.

我还记的,那个包子写的"异界兽医"里面提到,封那个楚大医生为"禽兽大臣"..汗.

我这算不算引申典故....汗...
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发表于 2009-1-21 18:17:10 | 显示全部楼层
情兽..........
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发表于 2009-2-3 13:35:35 | 显示全部楼层
嫖虫...........
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发表于 2009-2-3 13:38:05 | 显示全部楼层
7P嫖虫
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发表于 2009-2-3 13:44:45 | 显示全部楼层
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