I Had to Change Hotels (Joke)

WDragon

Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I would call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs... well, you get the picture! I figured, what the heck, I'll give her a call.. "Hello," the woman says. God, she sounded sexy. Afraid I Would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex.. I want it rough,� and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?" "That sounds fantastic," she says, "but you need to press 9 for an outside line

马甲.真

but you need to press 9 for an outside line~~[S:;P:]

what do toys, rubber, leather and whips do?

btw

sofa~

WDragon

thats called..masochism

qazpl-1

Well , water-tap is a M .[S:;P:]

WDragon

回复 4# qazpl-1

thats not ture!
i never use them！！！

ugh!!