Tarzan & Sex (Joke) tarzan is "泰山"

WDragon · 发表于 2010-4-13 22:54:24

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to
him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he
had sex.

"Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane explained to him what sex
was.

Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show
you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she
said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable
manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed, "What did
you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."

qazpl-1 · 发表于 2010-4-14 00:26:37

本帖最后由 qazpl-1 于 2010-4-14 00:41 编辑

Why cann't you more harmoniously.

WDragon · 发表于 2010-4-14 00:30:08

回复 2# qazpl-1

wrong choice of word!

qazpl-1 · 发表于 2010-4-14 00:42:30

complain Google

WDragon · 发表于 2010-4-14 00:58:26

回复 4# qazpl-1

no U!

qazpl-1 · 发表于 2010-4-14 01:03:10

回复 5# WDragon
no U ? what abou V ? or W O P E F R T A Z B ?

WDragon · 发表于 2010-4-14 01:20:25

回复 6# qazpl-1

ur so nice!

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