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发表于 2010-4-17 10:39:52 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
本帖最后由 WDragon 于 2010-4-16 21:53 编辑

> A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the
> sake of
>
> civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had
> a
>
> hat over his private parts.
>
>
>
> A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you
> were a
>
> gentleman you'd lift your hat."
>
> He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you
>
>
>weren't so ugly, it would lift itself.


PS: I did not write this, it was from a english forum i joined
发表于 2010-4-17 11:00:16 | 显示全部楼层
oh! I can't see any woman there
 楼主| 发表于 2010-4-17 11:12:51 | 显示全部楼层
回复 2# sghost


where??
发表于 2010-4-17 11:21:03 | 显示全部楼层
Maybe on the beach! if there are pretty girls there , oh! my eyes !
Wahahahahahaha!
 楼主| 发表于 2010-4-17 11:21:47 | 显示全部楼层
回复 4# sghost


i thought u like boys

lol

jk
发表于 2010-4-17 13:17:49 | 显示全部楼层
#@$@#$#$%%@#@#$@$#%$%^$%^$^%$^#@$#$@ !
if you thought I like boys
you are the first one ! OK? Mr.water-tap!
 楼主| 发表于 2010-4-17 13:18:33 | 显示全部楼层
回复 6# sghost


really?
im fine with that
发表于 2010-4-17 13:22:31 | 显示全部楼层
回复 7# WDragon
......................
how can I express "囧" in bird language?
发表于 2010-4-17 13:24:44 | 显示全部楼层
回复 8# sghost
stupefied; depressed, chill, embarrassed
发表于 2010-4-17 13:28:03 | 显示全部楼层
回复 9# Xman
Chinese is the most beautiful language in the world !
bird language can't express a lot of meaning of Chinese word !
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